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My Names Not Mary And My Balls Aint Hairy!

Jarwerd is the bassist and one of the attempts at a singer in the band. Hestarted of playing guitar but gave that up (because he was shit)to play bass, as he foolishly thought it would be easier. Jarwerdhas without a doubt the sexiest body in the band, and he puts hisdelightful figure down to a constant diet of burgers, chips,beer, coke, pizza, McDonalds and other food of the none WeightWatchers variety. Jarwerd writes a lot of the songs and hisinfluences include- His girl friend (she costs 15 bucks per hour), his dumb mates, his penis (usually very short songs), his inability to aspire at anything such as playing guitar or skateboarding.

His favourite type of music is punk but he also likes other bands such as Jimmy Eat World, Queen, U2, Iron Maiden (one of his favourite bands of all time), System of a Down, Deftones, The Beastie Boys, Nine Inch Nails, The Smiths, The Doors and many other bands. He has a particular dislike of dance bands and manufactured pop (this is probably because they are good looking and can sing and dance).

When not rehearsing in the band he will probably be found falling of his skateboard. He is fucking awful on it even though he’s been skating on and of since he was about 12.

 

Here i think im Pissed!!
 

JARS TOP 10!



1. Fav Band of all time - My Names Not Mary
2. Fav Drink - Water/Milk Shakes
3. Fav Cartoon - Simpsons
4. Fav Film - Lord of the Rings/Python
5. Fav Animal - Sloth
6. Fav Past Time - Being on my Own :-(
7. Fav Swear Word - I dont like Swear Words
8. Fav Planet in the Solar System - Uranus
9. Fav Puppet - Punch
10. Fav Thing to Read on the Crapper - Back of the Toilet Roll Pack

 

 
   
 

MY NAMES NO MARY AND MY BALLS AINT HAIRY!!