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Damien is the guitarist and one of the
vocalists in the band. He has been playing guitar since he wassixteen (about four years before he hit puberty). Damien is a real ‘hit’ with the ladies (infact a couple want to kick his ass) and this has been taken alittle to literally by a certain person who has been caughtthrowing bottles at our poor Damien. It is rumoured that Damienis tipped to be the next Jimi Hendrix or Stevie Ray Vaughn(honest were not lying).



Damien is also partial to a bit of the delicate art of falling of a skateboard. His true passion however is chasing chickens at night in the nude. Damien has just finished a short spell in a high security mental institute for a barn yard incident ( he was let out when the sheep admitted it had led him on).



Damien’s favourite type of music is punk but he is also known to listen to bit of Ska such as- Mustard Plug, Capdown and Less Than Jake and quite a few more. He has been in Ska bands before but there’s no chance of Jarwerd ever playing a Ska bass line.




Allah, my time has come!!!
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Damo's Top 10!
1. Fav Band of all time - The Specials
2. Fav Drink - Guiness
3. Fav Cartoon - King of the Hill
4. Fav Film - Dumb and Dumber
5. Fav Animal - Kittys
6. Fav Past Time - Theft
7. Fav Swear Word - Fuck
8. Fav Planet in the Solar System - Jarwerd Stole Mine!!
9. Fav Puppet - Basil Brush
10. Fav Thing to Read on the Crapper - The Bible







 
   
 

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